Bilbo Baggins Goes to College? Well, sort of. How about, Ralph Phillips goes to Wizard's College? Ralph, you see, is a struggling young Hollywood screenwriter. He gets hired by an Elf Wizard by the name of Mr. Escutcheon from a Dimension of Dragons, Magic and Mayhem. Ralph has to write a screenplay for a movie for Mr. Escutcheon's University that will make a killing at the American box office and fill the University's coffers with much needed gold. Idea: make a fantasy movie in the Fantasy Dimension. Reason: cheap special effects, because all the magic will be real! However, Ralph hadn't counted on teaming up with a beautiful warrior and a hairy growly thief. And he certainly didn't know anything about the Evil Wizards who wanted to stop him!